The Goat Who Made a Morning Routine - Issue #1

The Goat Who Started A Morning Routine — Issue #1

Digital Download | 10-Page Illustrated Adult Humour Story

Meet Gerald.

A goat who woke up before sunrise once and immediately became the most unbearable self-improvement creature on earth.

The Goat Who Started A Morning Routine is a rude, dry, illustrated mini story about discipline, burnout, cold plunges, journaling, fake enlightenment, and the tragic belief that waking up early can fix your entire personality.

It’s funny, sweary, slightly savage, and somehow has an actual point underneath all the goat-based nonsense.

Perfect for anyone who has ever bought a water bottle, said “new me,” and then mentally collapsed before 9:14am.

What’s included:

A 10-page illustrated PDF story featuring Gerald the goat
Issue #1 front cover
Adult humour and dry self-help parody
Instant digital download
Designed for reading, printing, gifting, or quietly judging yourself with

Please note:

This is a digital product only.
No physical item will be shipped.
Best suited for adults due to swearing and brutally honest humour.

File type:

PDF digital download

Perfect for:

Fans of sarcastic animal humour
People who hate toxic productivity
Self-help survivors
Goat lovers with emotional damage
Anyone who has ever tried to “win the morning” and lost by breakfast

Download it. Read it. Question your routine. Touch some grass.